Really? I mean, really?

Look people, this is just getting absurd.

THIS is why people read my Death of a Salesman on Ice and don't know whether I'm kidding.
THIS is why we remain in a constant state of confusion.
THIS is why I'm increasingly bitter that people beat me to the punch.

Are these ridiculous concepts? Yes.
Do I desperately want to see all three? Yes.
Do these writers think like we do, or do they take it all Very Seriously in the Name of Art? I don't want to know the answer to this one, because I kind of suspect the latter.